Half Ass Expedition Guide
THE SUMMIT TRANSCRIPT
Like all white trash hikers, Novak was staggering from consumption, keeping upright out of the sheer exhilaration of having what was left from Blanteev's haebars. Blanteev, he said, "looked at me, but we didn't have to speak. He knew the haebar went out and he took out his HAE lighter and sparked it back up."
The events from before that point, as remembered by Blanteev, were dictated to author G Mount Da Gomerly, within days of his arrival back at Novak's dusty smoke filled basement from the woods of Maine. In the interest of maintaining his voice and the immediacy of the events he experienced, his words as spoken in English and without benefit of a sober translator are presented here. They are interupted only for clarifacation.
Stay Tuned, the transcripts will be released after they have been reviewed by the United States Forest Service and the ATF.