the Clamb, anus clenching adventure

Vincentoli Blanteev
Half Ass Expedition Guide

and G. Mount Da Gomerly



Stay tuned for more of the continuing backwoods antics as the HAE crew heads off for the Hall Mountian Adventure! JB and Tim team up and head to Maine for another trip to the Appalachian Trail in the dead of winter.

...will the HAE crew make it to the top of the mountain? Are they going to act like trash when they hit that shelter? Meanwhile, enjoy these digital photos from our archives..

HALL MTN Trash 1
Novak works over his pack system before the ascent of Mt Hall.
(photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

HALL MTN Map thumping
Blanteev navigates the Great White North. (photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

Tim's yellow teeth
"We don't need no stinking toothbrushes." (photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

Emeril Bellantoni
Blanteev prepares a mountain feast. (photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

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