the Clamb, anus clenching adventure

Vincentoli Blanteev
Half Ass Expedition Guide

and G. Mount Da Gomerly



HAE on the Mountain
JB, and Rex approaching the wind swept summit. (photo © Tim Novak)

Stay tuned as the 2001-2002 Return to Mt. Abraham summit team, JB, Rex, and Tim return from the climb, exhausted, to find a booze supply depleted by Fife. By the next day they are on their death beds without any life resuscitating party materials, and Novak has abandoned! They hike up to the cabin, and while assessing their depleted booze stash are greeted by a large dog. There is booze, there is shrimp cocktails, on the sleds being pulled toward the crew by a group of local college students. The new years eve party is a go!

HAE at Camp
JB, Fife and new client, Rex. (photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

...will the HAE crew every survive the summit without booze? Is the new client, Rex, ready to thrash HAE style? Are they going to act like trash when they hit that cabin? Get the whole story LATER..!

HAE at the watering hole
JB, Novak and Fife at the watering hole. (photo © Vincetoli Blanteev)

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